The Glass Eye

Mr. Nice but Dumb turned out to be a Gulf War veteran and had lost his eye in a friendly fire incident out in the desert somewhere. He explained that the kid should be more polite with strangers, and that you shouldn't ask questions that you don't want to know the answers to. It looked dry in there, and that's when it dawned on me, and the guy had a glass eye. So as you can imagine, the kid who asked the dumb question about Mr.Nice but Dumb's eye was not too popular after that.