How to Dress Like a Woman

Don't leave the house without wearing makeup. Put lipstick on even when you go jogging. If you have a bad nose, get a nose job. Grow your hair long. Men like women who are neat and clean. They also make better mothers of their children. You should have shoulder pads so large you cannot get on a bus. Remember that you're dressing for men, not other women. Always strive to look feminine,. wear a short skirt, but not too short if you have the legs for it. Do everything you possibly can to put your best face forward.