205 - The Moon Is Gone
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You Shouldn't Tip Trees
A good tip starts at 25 %. If you tip with one of those fake twenties that are actually just religious or inspirational mphlets, then the server is allowed to do one free murder on you,. You never tip trees. This would be like someone trying to pay you with a human spleen. Just don't tip trees. It is standard to tip your dentist ten% of your remaining teeth. You should tip birds. Have you not been tipping birds? Oh god, that is embarrassing. When dying all s tipped the mortitian 15 percent of your life span. It helps her to stay young. I hate it more than i hated the moon, and i hated themoon a lot
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