The Bowler Hat Is So Suspect!

Giles Steel was strolling down East 92nd Street when a four-year-old boy stepped into his path. The kid's mother, Miss Sadie Bernstein, came out and saw him with his hand on the kid's shoulder. A crowd quote a crowd of neighbors immediately descended on steel and began pummeling him. He was saved by a cop who took him to the station where it became obvious that he had nothing to do with anything illegal.