How to Deal With a Livestock Actor

If you see an actor near your farm or in your local village, call the emergency services immediately. A fire engine will be there in minutes to pin the actor to the ground with a jet of water from the high pressure hose. Look out for the tell tale signs, ragged clothing, floppy hair, a tiny cigarette and a knapsack full of wigs and false whiskers. For these people, lying is a way of life, and impersonating others is their devilish gift. And so that's all we've got time for this month. But if you're after more beef and derry news, get over to our web site now,. as well as our off topic sect