Careless bears and wooden soldiers

More meanderwear talk and then Scooter works his way down the list of harmless animals and somehow ends up doing his tiny #twowordimpressions ala “Mr. Smithers”, “Lord Commander”, “ Heyhey Booboo” and “Hi Ya”. Then we will float off to Toyland to hear the sights and see the sounds while Ollie and Stannie try and save the day.

This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s an older episode, and I do mention a few things by name (poop, clowns, authority figures, wild animals, etc). It is fairly tame, but I wanted to give you a heads up! If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

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