The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Customer Service Line

You've reached the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles customer service line. You know it would be nice to see the Latina age. A gay Puerto Rican man named Michael Angelo works there. There's Mickey Mouse and he's got Felix, the cat is Leo Nerdo and he's a Leo. Or Leo Nardo. And he just says, testicular cancer.