The Importance of Respect

Dr. Frank Cower has perfected an entirely safe method of falling down elevator shafts. He landed on a pile of shavings and had minor cuts set up at the city hospital. Why did you become a surgeon? I just love the applause. Nobody really shows up except for the family, and they don't really clap as much. No one died this time. How is that possible in these times? A kid's arm just ripped off and he died with his arms gone. That was actually pretty fun when we didn't die.