I'm Bleeding Out of the Lining

I haven't really been scammed, aside from like... Lying at like different office jobs. If I had a boring office job, sometimes I would just tell my boss, like, oh, I need to go to ... I'd say Walgreens to buy like, panty-os or something like that, or tampons. That was like how I acted at so many of her office jobs. But you know what though? I persevered. Since I've been a journalist, I've actually been very upstanding. And I have the references to prove it. My husband loves that. He's always watching American Greed and listening to Dateline.