The Secret Service and the Secret Service Insiders

A month prior, an x con named thomas elbert was arrested for calling the secret service and threatening to kill gerald ford when he visited sacramento. "I bet you anything, if trees could talk, they would be like, war, not down with killing people," said a man who knew one of the alleged plotters. 'She that mother fucker to her left leg, underneath the red oe, like a psychotic little red riding hood,' added another source.