The Insidiousness of Epcot

The number of places you can grab a drink that isn't a child's theme for it? You getting a hook? Smug is dug in. There's kids all over Epcot, dude. Not at nine o'clock at night. Charges. For crying out loud. So you're going to the place where they're serving under each kid, huh? Well, some of us call it a growing up, pal. If you weren't equipped to find yourself a little triple sec out of the box in grandma's basement, I don't know what you were doing with your 16-year-old self.