Tina and Mitch Win Love Island

Mitch is like your stereotypical hot as all hell Australian football player. He'd over-heels for Tina, who was my favourite chick the whole way. Channing, Tate and Follow Brie, Thomas L. did he even message you? I don't know. But they went to L.A. to go and try to find him. If anyone's listening and they've had a famous person, we can keep privacy if privacy's needed. Don't let us know. Are you interested slash excited slash fizzed for Friday's launch of The Sixth... What do we call it? Is it a reboot? Another scissor? You're allowed to admit that are you