The Future of Humanity

This week in Vampire News, it has emerged that Brian Johnson guzzled gallons of blood directly from the veins of his infant son. It just goes to show what happens when someone has not so much more money than sense, but so much money that it is impossible to have any sense left whatsoever. This is the first time having a kid can make you feel younger. First of all, what is the point in searching for eternal youth at this stage of human history? And second of all, this guy is spending $2 million a year and he trying to regain his youth. Have you seen him? It looks like someone left Tom Hiddleston out of the fridge for a couple of