I've Got My Dad's Ashes in My Eye

He was in the wardrobe for 10 years because we just didn't know what to do. And then my mum would never tell me until I went to go into the wardrobe. We did a bunch of the spread his ashes and whales and yeah, true, you know, absolute comedy style as we spread them. It went in my face and went in my eye, my eye was like pouring with water. The worst bit was my mum and my brother looking at me like, oh, this is quite bad,. Like she's going to kick off? Or is she going to like be fine? "We're not very sort of poetic things happen," he says. 'It's always something stupid