The Monsteras - The Monster Sub-Plot

Lauriano is not interested in two women. He wants one woman and an ndt. Soocometi's ed much. If there were three, that would be french. They were at least a couple of digs at france inesure. And also really off some dig at texas at one point. I forgot that part. It's something about, oh, they like big things in texas. What would they think of this? But i can't remember what they were referencing? Probably a monstero ship or something.