The British Champion Longest-Raining Monarch

I think she's about two years away from breaking the all-time record for any monarch anywhere. She takes after her father is Elizabeth I, you know, King Henry VIII was not big on minimalism so let's make it three. Also, have you read up on the events that are happening in the Jubilee? They're just absolutely wildly specific and pointless. There's this parade constituted of all these people... A lot of people operating puppets symbolising things,. And then they're from ... So, like, a choir of left-handed school children from a small town outside Brighton operating an 18-foot puppet of a hand that will do the distinctive QE2 wave to symbol