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The Brits and Outdoor Sex
May 8th is National Outdoor Intercourse Day. Washington State University banned picnic blankets from campus because they thought students were using them to do more than have a picnic. Dogging is apparently a UK term that refers to anyone who watches or participates in public or semi-public sex. Seagulling apparently refers to when someone is watching people have sex in a car and then splooges on the windshield. The beach sucks for sex. It's sandy ouch ouch. There's always something sharp, like lurking in the sand. You know what else is really good? A meadow. I don't get space. A meadows. A forest floor. What is a tree
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