The Demotion of a Best Friend

When men use women they tend to use them sexually and there's a different somewhat emotionally if you're a woman. I think the sexual use of women is more destructive than the emotional use of men yes yeah all right you number five excuse me never date someone from Delaware Never date someone from Portland we live in the NorthwestYeah we're right in the thick of it ladies and gentlemen  I'm kidding I know some good people from Portland and they are heroes okay number ten gentlemen dedicate yourself to be the exact opposite of what a girl boss college freshman says she wants in a man so like when she realizes that she actually wants in five years you'll be in good shape be the exactosite of what