Joseph Stalin's Parents Are Adam Sandler and Jack and Jill

Stalin's mom justified beating her son by saying she had to quote, govern her unruly treasure. Stalin insisted he had a terrible childhood where he'd wept constantly. His left arm was too intro shorter than his right because he'd been run over by a horse and buggy. As a little kid, Stalin was successful in sort of the low level children's gang warfare that was common in his village.