The Hottest Texas Ever

The first year I was here, it was over 100 degrees for like 100 straight days. This is not anywhere near the hottest ever. Not at all. It's not even close. And they've even started doing things like, you know, man dies in Death Valley due to heat. Well, it's called Death Valley because of how hot it was. They said that this guy came to Austin five years ago. So in 2018, we should look for 100 straight days over 100 degrees in Austin. Just on its face, this isn't true.