The Daily Diary of a Girlfriend

I wish I could tell you that I ended up with Liz, but my wife wouldn't like that. That I just kind of pined for her until 10th grade when I got my first actual girlfriend and then let it go. This month, 10 years ago, I got my PhD in biology from Johns Hopkins. I am currently working on a vaccine for malaria, which is hopefully going to be a little more useful than the remote control potato peeler.