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Spencer Cannon: Choking On A Tombstone

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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The Giant Penis in Your Tombstone

Askm, tell me that you want a giant peanus in your tombstone. Ok, but again, i'm against this. O ges sonny, i've been thinking wmy time on this earth is coming to an end. And i want a huge penus, huge penus and balls to be constructed for my tomb. Have faith that after you die, anyone who comes into your grave will see a giant penis. Just believe us. I would like to see it. Trust us. But how can i know if it's to the specifications that that i would like, cause i would like the the balls to be per ant. Fak ther town was into it.

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