Introduction

"Now that I live in Denver, my resentment of all things Patagonia has elevated like another four or five orders of magnitude from what it was before," he says. "I've always been, I love Timberlands, you know, I grew up in Philly and so when it's freezing out, you wear tins,. And my wife isn't nearly as like fucking cool as I am." He tried to work for Patagonia once but they threw out his application halfway through the interview process.