You Don't Want Cheesy Gifts on Valentine's Day

A study came out that said over 20% of women have considered leaving their partner after getting cheesy gifts given to them on Valentine's Day. Listen, drug stores have a great selection these days. If your wife doesn't want the candy, don't buy her candy, then you eat it later. Also, you buy the candy for your wife and then you eating it. He doesn't want it. Get him, want it. But I gotta do it. You know what? We ran away.