My Dog Fucked Him Up

"This is called my dog fucked him up," says the author of a story about her pet saving her life. "My parents bought a home in small town Nebraska that was built by a family that owned banks and toll bridges." The blueprints revealed a hidden room behind what his mom calls her hoarder room, where she kept golf clubs and an old German doll. 'If you're not going to hide money, don't create secret rooms,' he writes.