Microplastics Cause Baldness

"This is not about my vernacular. This is about microplastics," says Mark Whitaker. "I'm just saying it makes happen chance makes a lot more sense than happenstance", he adds. 'It's probably Wade's fault that nothing grows on my face,' admits the man who can't grow a beard for shit. "'Til death do us part, we'll all be bald in a year' said one of his friends and co-hosts."