You Never Use a Kettlebell, Ladies and Gentlemen?

I was speaking like a man who's never used a kettlebell, ladies and gentlemen. I don't know what pounds are. What's a pound? A bag of sugar. You're taking the piss. Get everything you take in Max. Just give them a little... Oh, how would it make us feel bad about something I was trying to be nice about? Yeah, well, what you've done there is a catch 22. Great. So you're going to order them all in one go - just do it once, you lunatic. Well, I don't need them anymore, do I? No. I've got another one. It's tiny. Tiny really small.