My Crotch and the Night (CRS163)
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My Inner Lies About Being a Dancer
On Halloween you can be whatever you want to be. I firmly believe that. And I'm really not a dancer. My parents put me in ballet because I was begging. In my first dance recital my fat little belly popped my tutu off in a plie. Now as a grown up I go to Zumba like four times a week which is not okay for me. That makes it really easy to believe my inner lie that I'm a dancer.
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