Anal Like a Champ

"I hadn't tried anal since Being a teen, horrendous What a sense And had no cares in the world Now, in my early 20s, the idea was intriguing However, I know I would need a bit of Dutch courage So, that's where he's doorvinting the drawers and got the loo Right Don't want to be going in there Drowned No The experience was going pretty well Him seeing it felt the mares and Me proud I still had the skill don't over to skill, don't put it on your CV Erm, erm, maybe Keep that one in your little pocketbook Of skills Silver award, attendance, comprehensive school Duke of Edinburgh