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"There's huge stretches where it's cornfields and nothing, no gas stations," says Het giver. "I'm driving the car, like, squirming, like g like i feel like i'm about to have an alien burst out." After 'an hour of not finding any place where I could stop', she finds a small town with a gas station. But there are no bathrooms in that little town - so she has to knock on someone's door for help. The experience is similar to many other people who've driven from Cincinnati to Iowa.