How to Play Ashes Cricket

Michael Vaughn and Kevin Peterson didn't make the cuts. I love Miss Bitt when Jimmy starts getting laid. Andrew Flintoff is an absolute ****ing machine. So, seven's got to be a wicked keeper. And Ben Stokes isn't in the top six. Adam Gilchrist will be batting seven. Easy. Number eight, Greg. Who's eight? Well, we haven't even had... We've not even had a war. It's weird.