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Dead Ringers – 9th December

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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The Death Star

I finished being Prime Minister in record time. And I met the Queen, and we were just becoming besties when she ups and croaks. So that's 20 minutes I'll never see again. All those old fogies were like, whoa, Lizz, rain it in a bit. Guess I was just too rad for them. But I left office just to put on my serious face with an incredible legacy. That's why I'm delighted to be an ambassador for the Death Star. Here, Darth, I used to play for galaxy. Maybe we could start a football team here. You have your money, mercenary. Now, leave.

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