Count Dracula and the Suburbs

JPC: Count Dracula is played by Alan Alda, but I am not him and in no way was there a witness protection program that landed me in this quiet, sleepy little town. Can we see a scene where JPC is Count Dracula and he's moved into the suburbs? For sure. He's just got like a, yeah, picket fence and Aaron, you're a neighbor who's talking to him. It's nighttime right in this. Oh, my name, my name is Alan Arkin. Also, have you seen my dog? So yes, I did see your dog. Your delicious little dog. Was running into... Wait, you don't mean delicious like your