How to Tell Helen You're Going to Meet Her on the Table

"I was thinking, how can I let Helen know I'm going to meet her on the table at every point when she throws something at me?" "It cost me a bomb trying to find and royal Shakespeare Henry VIII, smelled really bad the whole time, casted it on the old easy jet, didn't I? That's love, Helen. It was a good outfit." 'You could have actually got down on your haunches, you know, pretended that you'd dropped your keys and you were just picking them up off the bathroom floor,' he adds. "'That's kind of absolutely possible' Karen is incredulous at this question, as though it's a preposterous proposition