The Importance of Getting Detained in North Korea

I'm the illegitimate, like child of South Korea's president who escaped and like they abandoned. I do think that it would be great publicity for our YouTube channel if we got detained in North Korea. We could probably come back. Look at the last American that got caught by North Korea. They sent him back in a coma and he died hours later, but still. There'd likely be petit, like petitions online, like sign this petition. If it gets enough signatures, Kim Jong Un has to do it.