"I used to, you know, before I decided I wanted cocks in my mouth, I used to fuck around the ladies and I never saw a green bus," she says. "If they don't know how to make a cock for my daughter, if my daughter comes home with a rotten cock, this is what's going to happen... You're not winning with this stuff with your pussies at Christmas." She adds that her son also wants a pussy but it will be made out of small intestine.