The Problem With Ping Pong

"I wish that in Ping Pong, like if you are very clearly like the outmatched opponent, that you have the option to just stand aside while they just scored points on you," he says. "My dream would be to my dream game of Ping Pong would be an evenly matched player and also both of us have infinite buckets of Ping PONG balls because that's what's so fucking frustrating." He adds: "You can slow play it as much as you want, but there's just no way to get it over the table and there's no way to make sure they return that to you"