Introduction

This episode is not about pumpk and spice, in lote form or otherwise. I'm not here to make bad jokes about a flavor that is genuinely good. Just because something is popular with teenage girls doesn't mean it should be mocked and shamed. What i want to look at to day is almond milk, or rather, almonds, and how they are destroying california. The people who live there talk about earthquakes just way to casually. Hey, did you feel that earthquake?