"I was editing this while I was making tea and I didn't know that the kettle was done because in my headphones, my screams sounded the same as the high pitched tea whistle screaming. Swear he got going through his entire eye and up into his brain and the frontal lobe of the brain," she said about a patient who fell off his bike four days ago. "So they call me and they say, we got a guy down in the emergency room."
75% of adult Americans have wonky vision of some kind, your host included. Longtime pal and real-life eye surgeon, Dr. Reid Wainess answers all the questions that you never bring up during appointments. He and Alie chat about how eyes are just little cameras in your skull, glasses vs. contacts, Lasik, why we cry, some boggling ER stories, how marijuana effects eyeballs, floaters, cataracts, eye color, dogs in goggles and more. Also: what happens if you choke under pressure and pick the wrong options in an eye exam? HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?
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If you're in LA and and want Dr. Wainess to be your eye doc: 1-800-898-2020
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