How to Spot a Dissident Republican at a Wedding

Everyone knows that focken table at the wedding. It's like it lets you know, ash it. This is how people speak about you behind your back. If if i don't want to come to your wedding, em just, that's not a personal slight. I'd rather be at home reading about the history of toilets in the byzantine empire. That's my comfort son. And i wish you the best in all your future endeavors and marriage.