How Do You Get on With These Jokes?

Apparently, some one in london gets stabbed every 52 seconds. To get stabbed is when someone stabs you with a knife. Someone stole my microsopt office, and they're going to pay, you have my word. So that's this package of different types of soft ware from micro soft,. including micro soft excel, micro soft power point and micro soft word. Ok, how are you getting on? Are you understanding these jokes? As i said before, maybe you like not very funny, according to my sophisticated er tastes. Isn't what you might be thinking, but at least you're learning some vocab. Serve as a bad example to feel sluggish or to be sluggish.