High School Is a Holiday Classic

i come on to constant renal failure alert what i was a child the only thing my parents were monitoring is if i was quote unquote cranky in which case the the solution was give me a coke like that was their level of of hydration. you should be hydrating more it's summer time  my mom gets so annoyed with me when i come home because i'm just like draining like giant gallon bottles of deer park and she's just like that was supposed to be for like the seasonYeah for like if there was an emergency yeah or like the zombies you don't understand i'm in california i come on toconstant renal failure alert What do you think?