You're Going to Have to Get Good at Minor Surgery

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You will not be able to access any medical care. You are going to have to execute some of them in front of your own children. There will be small groups of people that, through their own ingenuity and a propensity for cruelty, be able to get ahead of other groups. It will be like the noah's ark flood, and not everyone will survive.

Tim Dillon lets you know that even though we are entering one of the worst economic recessions everything is going to be okay, and why he's comforted by the podcasts of Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and all celebrities.

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