The Crayton Barrel Coffee Maker

"I could have hit you with a jab there Rachel but I'm going to let you slide," he says. "What kind of coffee are you getting? Drip coffee? Like the French press?" 'It's $2,000. Oh, no,' she responds. "'Oh my God' is what turns you into a gift card nigga.' And it hurts." He then buys her an upgraded coffee maker and two different kinds of milk in one box for more than $1,200. She doesn't like mochas so they get another special edition coffeemaker that makes chocolate-covered cherries. The whole nine costs about $5,400 including shipping - which means