What Makes a Good Cegar Bar?

"i call him a dumbf ar because i can't even read a number," he says. "If i ever do, i will name a burban cocktail served in a large glass called the oversize ginger." A good cegar bar has to be easy to park and have top-notch selection of booze. It's got to have some sort of those segar bar games that they have, like checkers or dice rolls.