Bin Laden: The King of the Bahamas

The idea of Bin Laden hanging out in the Bahamas, just living it up as his punishment for the September 11th terrorist attacks is now, that's a fricking image. Just, he has to come up and be like, Oh, this tastes like poop. He's just chilling on a sandals resort going on the water slides to pretend to hate it whenever the US troops show up. That would be like if we had caught Bin Laden alive and sent him to jail and then he became the king of jail or whatever. We can't do anything about it. There would be too many civilian casualties on the line of view of people that we have a lot of tourism that goes there.