Dealing With a Heat Wave

The number one solution to ar dealing with hot weather is to be rich. My heat tips are bought to you by regular gaggle sponsor, half a glass of water. Make ice in your bum crack and put it on your head like a little hat. Saturate a cloth and place it in front of a fan to blow wet air through the room. Use it to sabotarge the computers of the largest oil companies in the world. Put poison in it and give it to someone at the beginning of a murder mystery to start yourself sweating. Or fire it into space, so one day an indentured servant working on elon mask's mars mining satellite will have enough to trade for his