I've Been Skurvish Parten Kien, Have You?

There was a retreating military truck with the cubes on them, and a bunch of boys in a town called gamish paten kien. They nicked a load of the cubes and discovered that when you threw them, they would spark when they hit the ground. And so they've just were chucking around. So the alis had to dig up these cubes and take them away, and it was a chaotic attempt to get hold of them. But lots of them are missing now, though i think, i do suspect there is loads of the stuff still lying around. Even th every one claims weapons inspectors, bla, bla,. bla,  they' s it.