How Do I Get a Passport?

The most fun part about going to work in Canada is they have the best holidays there. There's nothing we have here. They've got weird holidays. So I finally get through to him that I need a passport. And it's now Thursday and I have to be in Canada on not Monday, but Tuesday because Monday was Canada day. It turns out there's two ways you can get a passport. You can go to a post office and it takes nine months or you can gone to a passport agency. One of them is for secret government officials only. so you can't get a thing there. If it's only for quote secret government officials.