The Importance of Burgers

Are you getting tired of these lettuce, tomato, burgers in this town that just don't quite make it? I'm really not a big fan of burgers. Maybe it's just because you haven't had one where the hot side is hot. The burger part's hot, but then the lettuce and tomato part's cool and crisp. It's kind of like those underwear. So then you put them together and it's hot and cold at the same time - which is kind of cool when you think about it.